Draw Something Funny
It was blowing a gale and we stayed indoors. For lack of anything better to do she handed me a sheet of paper and a pen. Draw something funny, she said, and I began to scribble.…

The other girl appeared only in the way you treated me, as if you had rehearsed everything but not followed through with the action. To make you feel better I described your laugh as melodic: Almost like a soft refrain. I gave you a track to get on, whereupon you began laughing loudly and falteringly, more like a capricious guitar solo, though I never said that. I had almost forgotten that episode, but then you rang a few weeks ago. So, you’ve got the same number as in 1997? you began. I was waiting for you, I said. Is that true? you replied eagerly. Of course not, I said.
It was blowing a gale and we stayed indoors. For lack of anything better to do she handed me a sheet of paper and a pen. Draw something funny, she said, and I began to scribble.…

Everyone else has written something. I need to as well. They read their texts aloud. About different rooms from childhood. How they remember double curtains, the creak of a lift…
I was told to forget the desperado in the balaclava, but it had the opposite effect. I contacted four or five motels, had sketched out a possible escape route. Suddenly he rang, I…